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Caldor vs. Lord & Taylor

GLORIA: One day right after mass I went over to her and I said “Mrs. Greeley, that’s just a beautiful perfume you’re wearing may I ask where you got it?  And she told me Lord and Taylor which was unfortunate because my budget was really Caldor, but I saved and I bought that same perfume and I was too stupid to realize when a married guy’s got his hand up your skirt the last thing he wants to be reminded of is his wife. But he was a good man, Mr. Greely.